For those of you who are not blessed enough to be my facebook friend, I have posted the pictures that I took when I hijacked my father's office and mimicked him.
This is an important decision, let me ponder this. ......pondering...... Come back to me, this will take at least 8 months.
It is too early and I am too grumpy, the coffee house radio station did to many bad acoustic covers and this is only my third coffee of the day.
Now I am grumpy. Establish the 100 foot force field of grumpiness.
YOU KNOW THE GOLDEN RULE! THE MAN WITH THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES!
WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?! IF YOU DON'T DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY, EXACTLY HOW I TELL YOU, I WILL FLY MYSELF TO GUADALHAKISTAN, OR WHEREVER YOU ARE FROM AND KICK YOUR ASS MYSELF!
Oh... running backwards helps you train for a triathalon. I will start doing that immediately and inform everyone I know about this.
WHO THE HELL SPENDS A BAJILLION DOLLARS AT HOME DEPOT? I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Someone. Probably my daughters.
Ahhhh, It is good to be da boss.
Oh wait.... that was me.
Well you see dear customer... blah blah schmooze schmooze schmooze blah schmooze blah blah blah.
Feel my biceps, they are getting big. I know I just met you, but really, feel them.
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